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Black Light Special 

A sale on items at K-Mart that are stained after employees had sex on or near them on 3rd shift when the store is closed. A twist on the "blue light special" they had at K-mart in the 1980's and shining a black light to find semen stains. A Black Light Special in aisle #2 may denote that it was anal sex.
After K-mart employees or shoppers have sex in the store, a sale on items that have semen stains on them found with a black light. Black Light Special in aisle #2
Black Light Special by x11198109v0 February 8, 2015

Daddy’s special sauce

Sperm which comes out of a daddys dick
Oh yesssss, give me some of that daddy’s special sauce

The Fisher Special

When you pay your cousin $200 to have sex with you, and end up having her hand up your asshole aka. four finger combo
"hey Jack, what did you do this weekend?"

"Oh I got The Fisher special from Hannah"

Sunday Morning Special

The act of forcibly jamming your tallywacker balls-deep into a muffin at a church bake sale. Preferably chocolate, but blueberry will do in a pinch.
Friend 1: Yo why are these muffins so salty?
Friend 2: Just wrapped up a Sunday Morning Special. How's it taste?
Friend 1: I'm cutting your brakes tomorrow.

Your very special piece of plastic 

That piece of plastic unique to you which you hold dear and in return it gives you luck.
Watch out! It's your very special piece of plastic.

Chef’s Special 

When someone has passed out from a 75% alcohol drink and someone else wipes their balls on their face.
Omer got served the chef’s special last night