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Scummer School

A term for summer school, used to represent the majority of those in attendance.

See: Stoner, Loser
Oh look, you smoked too much pot, skipped too many classes and now you have to go to scummer school. Shame.
by Syk_ May 25, 2004
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woodmansterne school

hell on earth. avoid this school at all costs. the teachers are shit and all of them hate you for stupid reasons. the kids are neeky and look like something out of looney tunes. if you go to this school you will suffer from ptsd, anxiety, depression, schizophrenia, and bipolar disorder by the end. nobody likes you in woodmansterne because everybody there hates themselves for deciding to go to the school. don't go to woodmansterne, save yourself before it's too late. trust me.
random person: omg i went to literally any other school it was so great!
person from woodmansterne: i went to woodmansterne school and now i want to kill myself
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School Diet

What happens a few weeks into school for a lot of girls.

Skipping breakfast, having a small lunch (i.e. granola bar), and having a small, quick dinner or none at all. Frequently school diet sufferers actually forget to eat for days at a time. Similar to anorexia.

Makes you tired, but has the benefit of weight loss.
Jess: Oh my gosh, how are you so skinny? You never work out or anything!

Kayla: I'm on the school diet, duh!
by freshanon August 11, 2010
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salemwood school

A middle school located in Malden Ma, a little north of Boston, also known as salemHood, was once a level 1 school, they dumbed down a bit, and so did the kids, the high school class of 2021 and up that attend this school are nothing but wannabe hoes and stoners that think they're cool but really aren't.

As for the diversity, this school takes the cake, for it is filled with people from every fucking race on this planet. But larger populations include Brazilians and Haitians.

This school along with Linden are among the two more relevant middle schools in Malden. This becomes more apparent when you get to Malden High. But what really is a relevant middle school.
Trey: Aye what school you go to?
Mario: Oh I go to salemwood school.

Trey: oh salemHOOD? Thats dope.
by BadASSBitchfromMalden December 27, 2016
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Brockport school

More like broke port. They can’t even afford good fucking toilet paper here, it feels like Your wiping your ass with sand paper. All the sports teams are shit cause everyone here is fat and smokes pot. People act like they come from the straight hood. Everyone says that they are going to fight you but they never do. Then we have bitches like Mrs. Tibbits that acts like she runs the god damn place when she’s deadass apart of the IBTC (itty bitty titty committee). Brockport is the worst school in the entire world.
“Did you hear about that one school Brockport?... someone just threatened to shoot it up

“Do you see them kids walking out of the Brockport school with their pants sagging?”

“Where did you get this asshole rash from?” “Oh I go to Brockport”
by The real definition guy January 19, 2020
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School Mailbox

A school hoe who is after all men or mails which go into the school mailbox
by Vqisr October 21, 2021
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School Stoned

The act of being just the right amount of high, to be at school and not look like a retard.
"Wanna smoke?"
-Chris
"Yeah, but I only wanna get school stoned"
-Garrett
by School Stoner October 2, 2010
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