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Sausage on a plate

Stretching your ballsack out so your penis lays on it like a plate .
Ethan was impressed with Paul’s sausage on a plate.
by Awol_partydrunk June 4, 2022
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sausage bob

A delicious breakfast sandwich served by a major fast food restaurant chain named whataburger it's a mecca of greatness delicious savory and wholesome meal best eaten when inebriated by large amounts of alcohol
Babe bring me 2 sausage bobs and a LG fries and 2 just a burgers ......and an apple pie! (4:20 am perfect time)
by Zeeko fareno December 19, 2016
mugGet the sausage bobmug.

sausage hand

When someone has fingers that look like sausages
You got sausage hand bro.
by Mooseman0424 May 15, 2016
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Sausage Blanky

When the man removes the cooked minced meat from a hot sausage roll replacing it with his penis and covers it with ketchup before getting oral sex by his partner.
After dinner the mans gf/wife asked for seconds so he offered her a hot “sausage blanky”
by Gandu D March 18, 2019
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hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley

a redneck term meaning " thats amazing" , "i hate you" , " i am so exicted". nobody knows what it refers to as " the texas valley" , but top scientest have discoverd that it might be the bathroom where a quagina happend.
" i am as happy as a hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley" said the red neck.
by cam clyde November 5, 2009
mugGet the hickory smoked sausage in the texas valleymug.

sausaged

to pour boiling water over your boyfriends penis, add salt and pepper and eat it
"i sausaged my man's pipi last night. we're never ever having sex again"
by Krkič July 12, 2019
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Outback sausage

The Australia version of the Alaskan pipeline. The act of pooping into a heat resistant condom, placing it on the engine of a 79 series landcruiser in the middle of the Simpson desert, then inserting it into ones anal cavity.
Dazza: “hey Shazza fire up the cruiser, wanna give me an outback sausage?”

Shazza: “yeah no worries cunny, give us 10 and then bend over and drop ya daks bud”
by Von Deeper from Kalgoorlie January 15, 2022
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