Flimsy Sickle

When a man hits a woman's gut during sexual intercourse with his long, curved, sicle like penis.

I gave Derek's mom a flimsy sickle last night and she moaned like an injured walrus.

by LongDongSilvers_777 March 4, 2016

Fudge sickle

Opposite move from the shocker. Flip wrist upside down and put two fingers in the anus and one in the pussy. Then shove it in her mouth to lick clean.

Bitch was so nasty i gave her a fudge sickle and she ate it up.

by Buck futter January 17, 2017

facetime sickness

When someone is on FaceTime/video chat and they are moving too much/making too much noise while claiming to be a part of the conversation.

Jamila was giving Matthew FaceTime Sickness while running on a windy day.

by BurntClay June 11, 2018

Boredom sickness

When Boris Johnson decides to put England on lockdown so you start to be or feel sick

“Boris Johnson because of you I’m getting boredom sickness you miserable fart “

by kjbhmu March 27, 2020

2020 sickness

no not covi d. instead a feeling of doubt and regret of the things you couldn't do in 2020. This will then be forwarded with depression and anxiety as you'll feel lost with no hope. You will find yourself looking at old pictures and old friends, wondering how everything changed so fast but don't worry because as soon as you start to think straight, you'll be a much happier person.

disclaimer: i am not trying to overshadow the horrible events of 2020 but mainly stating the feeling we all feel when we think of 2020 may have been if those events hadn't occured.

Eg.1
"I was supposed to go to Canada last May but I couldn't cause of Corona, now my parents are divorced and we can't even leave the house"

"sounds like a case of 2020 sickness"

Eg.2

"I remember how happy I was in 2019, just finished listening to the Hollywood's Bleeding album and was psyched for my Post Malone concert, now i cant fucking eat or sleep because i couldn't go and probably missed out on the time of my life"

"you must have 2020 sickness"

by The truth tellar March 2, 2021

Pickle-sickle

A penis that is and or has been inside of a sour coochie.

His member turned into a pickle-sickle after he had intercourse with the prostitute.

by BritMat88 October 20, 2021

posting sickness

The disease one contracts from interacting with strangers online more often than with people in real life. Results in the most brain-dead takes imaginable. Often terminal.

"Did you see what Ryan said on twitter last night? I mean, he can't think that EVERYONE who owns a cat is racist, right?"
"I don't know man, he's got a serious case of posting sickness."

by Cock and Behavioral Therapy September 16, 2022