backdoor cold-front

The act of inserting an ice cube into the anus of a sexual partner while engaged in doggy-style sex.

Things were getting so hot in bed I gave her a backdoor cold-front and really made her scream.

by pretentious earthican May 12, 2025

Cold shower September

Yep. A test in your ability to be uncomfortable.

UGHHHH I HATE COLD SHOWER SEPTEMBER

by spotlight ah moonlight ah August 24, 2023

Cold Turkey

When a girl has a loose vagina and it smells really bad

Dude did you see Morgan last night?
Yea dude that was some cold turkey...

by jasmarih June 11, 2016

Cold

Cool or badass
Something you say to confuse old people

That’s cold

by The pee-soup connoisseur November 19, 2022

Cold Albert

1) Poop on plate
2) Stick poopy plate in freezer
3) Wait several hours
4) Put frozen poop back in poop shoot
5) Poop out frozen poop on partner
6) Repeat

Endless fun

Cold alberts are great fun for the family

by Cold albie April 1, 2013

Cold blanket

Verb, another term for sex.

"Hey babe, wanna get with me for some cold blanket tonight?"

by Jay the Blockhead October 9, 2014

When cold meets warm

When a cold force meets a warm, often weak, force. Often resulting in one-sided violence against the warm.

Did you see that hoodlum attack the grandma? When cold meets warm man.

by iimcrimson May 5, 2025