Nut Spa

The act of the male human species lowering his scrotum into a beverage usually belonging to the opposite sex whilst the drinker of the beverage is blowing bubbles with an implement such as a straw.

Darling that chocolate milk shake looks so nice. Would you mind giving me a Nut Spa with it?

by SmashBox August 8, 2008

buck nuts

Refers to the crazyness of a situation, as well as moose nuttyness.

Man that was buck nuts.

by bobbt.cum February 28, 2003

Pogo Nut

Jumping on a pogo stick backwards during oral sex while a band of cubans sing "row row row your boat" in the key of F sharp shoot a load in your woman's face. At the same time, your woman is playing 'Mario Super Sluggers' on the Wii with a full count, against a small asian boy named ming who wears nothing but a man thong with your name across the back.

Tom and Maddie pogo nutted for 2 hours last night at Chuck-E-Cheese.

by lucy vag March 21, 2009

Kick in the Nuts

What we girls do to guys: 1in an emergency, 2to teach a lesson,3 to make his voice sound higher or 4 for fun Ha Ha

To escape his grasp she gave him a sharp kick in the nuts.
Are you going to remove your hand from my breast or must I give you a swift kick in the nuts.
Did you hear how high his voice was after she gave him that kick in the nuts.
Guys eyes always look so funny after a good surprise kick in the nuts...Ha Ha

by Julie S July 30, 2004

Nut Up

Verb phrase: To involve oneself in a physical altercation, to lose one's cool, or to fly off the handle. A common fixture of urban or "gangsta" vernacular. Recently popularized by a homophobic, black-clad drug-dealing NPC/pedestrian in the controversial PS2 game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas."

"Yo, I'm fidd'nduh nut up in a minute!!!"

by Buddy-Rey December 18, 2005

nut break

to stop what you are currently doing to snap one off.

I've been studying for 3 hours now. It's time for a nut break.

by tommytits December 27, 2010

nut knots

When the hair on your balls get all twisted up and knotted and it starts to pull on yourscrotum in a such a manner as to cause discomfort.
Often requires rather obvious pulling of the pants in the testicle area in an attempt to untangle the ball-hair.

Joe:Yo dude, why yo all walking all sketchy and shit?

Bill:Shit man, I got some serious nut knots goin' on, it like my balls be all bein' pulled on and shit.

by Kronen V May 7, 2010