Slim shapely chick: Every time I go to visit my new boyfriend, he draws tiny images of the Sun and Saturn on my nails while giving me an all-over massage; he says it's his way of giving me a "stars, planets, and moons" compliment regarding my attractive physique.
by QuacksO December 23, 2025
Get the "stars, planets, and moons" compliment mug.When one of two people, not interacting in sex, pulls down their pants and sits on the other person's face. Then the person sitting on the other persons face needs to fart so they proceed to scream, " HOUSTON. WE HAVE A PROBLEM." and then they further proceed to fart, or possibly shit on the other person's face.
me(thinking): wow I really need to fart
*pulls down pants and sits on best friends face*
me: " WOAHHHHH. HOUSTON. HELP. WE HAVE A FAT FATTTTTT ISSUE. "
*lowkey shits all over my best friends face*
me: "sorry for the moon landing kiddo."
*pulls down pants and sits on best friends face*
me: " WOAHHHHH. HOUSTON. HELP. WE HAVE A FAT FATTTTTT ISSUE. "
*lowkey shits all over my best friends face*
me: "sorry for the moon landing kiddo."
by Charlie kirky December 31, 2025
Get the Moon landing mug.A term used by Roblox and TikTok users to define unnecessary allusions to the Korean game studio Project Moon in the aforementioned Roblox games. Often used in a derogatory way to make fun of these devs who add these references in to either make money, or for the sake of adding references to the franchise.
Yo, bro, did you hear? They added Roland from Library of Ruina to *insert random game name here*
Great, more Project Moon Slop on this platform!
Great, more Project Moon Slop on this platform!
by Kizzmonkey January 1, 2026
Get the Project Moon Slop mug.That moment of pure vulnerability when you are driving back from the winter holidays under the first full moon of the year. You are thinking about him, and a specific song by a legendary Canadian singer starts playing. You realize every word is a message you’ve been wanting to tell him, but you're using the music to speak for you.
"I love you, please say
You love me too, these three words
They could change our lives forever
And I promise you that we will always be together
Till the end of time
Well maybe I, I need a little love yeah
And maybe I, I need a little care
And maybe I, maybe you, maybe you, maybe you
Oh you need somebody just to hold you
If you do, just reach out and I'll be there"
The Wolf Moon drive
You love me too, these three words
They could change our lives forever
And I promise you that we will always be together
Till the end of time
Well maybe I, I need a little love yeah
And maybe I, I need a little care
And maybe I, maybe you, maybe you, maybe you
Oh you need somebody just to hold you
If you do, just reach out and I'll be there"
The Wolf Moon drive
by Mi & Your♾️Fantasia January 4, 2026
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by lemndg January 5, 2026
Get the Moon Gooning mug.by Crypto Bros January 5, 2026
Get the Mooning mug.A sexual endeavour between two people, a Moon Landing occurs when one person is on their hands and knees, whilst another gets behind them; normally a position know as doggy or doggy style.
Before the person at the rear enters the person on there hands and knees, they spread talcum powder (or similar dry powdery product) over the bum cheeks and bum hole of the person on all fours.
As the person at the rear is preparing to "land" (enter the other anally with a penis or strap on toy or whatever they both should wish) they say in a walkie talkie voice "*walkie talkie break* landing in T minus 10 seconds!". They then start counting down from 10 (still in walkie talkie voice if they should choose) slowly thrusting their hips forward at a pace which would allow them to "land" at the count of zero.
As the person counting gets to 2, the person on all fours pushes a fart out, ideally sending the dry powder into the air simulating the moment at which the capsule landed during the official moon landing and the small thrusters sent moon dust flying.
At the point at which the rear person enters the person on all fours, the person on all fours may wish to proclaim "this is one small step for man" to which the person at the rear should respond "one giant leap for man kind"
Before the person at the rear enters the person on there hands and knees, they spread talcum powder (or similar dry powdery product) over the bum cheeks and bum hole of the person on all fours.
As the person at the rear is preparing to "land" (enter the other anally with a penis or strap on toy or whatever they both should wish) they say in a walkie talkie voice "*walkie talkie break* landing in T minus 10 seconds!". They then start counting down from 10 (still in walkie talkie voice if they should choose) slowly thrusting their hips forward at a pace which would allow them to "land" at the count of zero.
As the person counting gets to 2, the person on all fours pushes a fart out, ideally sending the dry powder into the air simulating the moment at which the capsule landed during the official moon landing and the small thrusters sent moon dust flying.
At the point at which the rear person enters the person on all fours, the person on all fours may wish to proclaim "this is one small step for man" to which the person at the rear should respond "one giant leap for man kind"
by J.Clemintine February 6, 2025
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