Monkey Chuck 

Shit, poop, anus butter, ass cheese, fecal matter, sometimes flung though the air.

"That place was full of monkey chuck!"

Monkey Chuck by Motherfucker November 17, 2004

monkey desk 

A really messed up interior design.. referencing the very scary "monkey desk" that Ty designed and Frank allowed on Trading Spaces.

I like your house and all, but that orange chair reminds me of a monkey desk.

monkey desk by Neffy August 19, 2003

Monkey Puzzle Tree 

While some people think this is a real name for a tree, the experts based in Texas, who are currently studying this type of "tree" in England, know better. In fact Monkey Puzzle Trees are simply a name that come off the top of someones head when trying to appear a know it all in front of a large group of people.

-What tree is that over there?

-oh well its a Monkey Puzzle Tree, you know like the game, thats what it is named after of course.

Monkey Puzzle Tree by carrollexchangetreelover June 28, 2009

Monkey Dunking

The act of:
Step 1: Secretly spitting down a sexual partners butt crack.
Step 2: Insert penis or substitute without permission.
Step 3: Hold on.
Step 4: Psychological Factor: Reference having sex with the partner's friend or sibling.

I am going to have to do some monkey dunking since tonight's the night and my girl needs to be taught a lesson.

Monkey Dunking by Northface October 20, 2009

Monkey Tedious Work 

A task that is extremely repetitive and requires no real thought but the task is required over and over again. Something you would give to an intern.

"That task is some monkey tedious work man"

Monkey Tedious Work by C-Zep February 18, 2010

monkey thumb

a persons thumb that is extremely short

Megan fox's thumb is totally a "monkey thumb."

monkey thumb by dynaflex July 11, 2010

monkey bath

giving head;

monkey= dick
bath= blowjob

I wanna give your monkey a bath!

monkey bath by blah blah blah April 8, 2003