States that light bends around unicorns, and that light was created form them. the colors that you see right now were created by a unicorn. colors are one of the many things that unicorns have created such as bacon, Nutella, double rainbows, and nun-chuck wielding cats wearing bandannas.
Example:
Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!
Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!
by Unicorn_Philosopher1202 October 21, 2013
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1.Moses held out his hand over the Red sea, and the LORD drove the sea back.
The water was divided, and the Israelites went through the sea on dry ground, with walls of water on both sides.
Hence the flashing blue lights are know as Moses lights due to the power of parting anything ahead of it and driving straight through before the vehicles come back together again.
2.Occasionally on looking in the rear view mirror and being caught off guard by the approaching sirens and flashing lights people have been know to shout "Oh Jesus"..!!!!
The water was divided, and the Israelites went through the sea on dry ground, with walls of water on both sides.
Hence the flashing blue lights are know as Moses lights due to the power of parting anything ahead of it and driving straight through before the vehicles come back together again.
2.Occasionally on looking in the rear view mirror and being caught off guard by the approaching sirens and flashing lights people have been know to shout "Oh Jesus"..!!!!
by Recudorp October 22, 2013
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A Beautiful Glamorous Person that Shimmers and sparkles like a blinding light!
(comic moment)
And to a normal peasant person it will cause a massive nose blood fountain and has to hide from the amazing light.
A Beautiful Glamorous Person that Shimmers and sparkles like a blinding light!
(comic moment)
And to a normal peasant person it will cause a massive nose blood fountain and has to hide from the amazing light.
A-((Glamorous Person enters the room with amazing God glow!))
B-"OMG...its a Radiant Light Person!"
B- Normal person- has to shun away to avoid a massive nose blood Fountain (To late bloody fountain spurts into the air)
B-wuh wuh :(
B-"OMG...its a Radiant Light Person!"
B- Normal person- has to shun away to avoid a massive nose blood Fountain (To late bloody fountain spurts into the air)
B-wuh wuh :(
by Cupcake GI Jane February 6, 2012
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1. When your asshole friends are being idiots--the act of numbing your senses with lavender scented candles, lavender oils, and other lavender-infused accoutrements to achieve relaxation.
2. To engage in max relaxin'.
1. When your asshole friends are being idiots--the act of numbing your senses with lavender scented candles, lavender oils, and other lavender-infused accoutrements to achieve relaxation.
2. To engage in max relaxin'.
It's only February 7th and I've lit the lavender two times already this month. D^:
Shark week. Time to light the lavender.
Shark week. Time to light the lavender.
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There's a brightness at the end of the light tube.
There's a brightness at the end of the light tube.
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Get the Light tube mug.Females who use default myspace/facebook pictures with a really bright flash to induce the illusion of being attractive in order to get guys to add them. The bright flash makes their skin tone look even, & hides any unsemetric flaws they may have (ie: acne, pot marks, gingervitas). In some cases it can even make the "fright" appear to be smaller in body class. The word "fright" settles in when you go to see the rest of her pictures.
Kuwabara: OH MY GOD!
Yusuke: What?
Kuwabara: That's the fastest i've ever lost a boner.
Yusuke: What are you talking abou.... AHHH.
Kuwabara: I know right? look at her default.
Yusuke: BRIGHT LIGHT FRIGHT!
Yusuke: What?
Kuwabara: That's the fastest i've ever lost a boner.
Yusuke: What are you talking abou.... AHHH.
Kuwabara: I know right? look at her default.
Yusuke: BRIGHT LIGHT FRIGHT!
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