Holy goddess (gender unknown) Everyone (like 4 people pog) called him cute (dolesn't know what he looks like) Has no friends and is very unoriginal and not funny. Overall a terrible person who terrorized someone with an alternate discord account named Count Olaf! He owns an enchanted orphan sanctuary.
by Countielovesjordan March 20, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. A Jordan is a short, chubby, boy who thinks he is all that. They thinks they're the cats meow. He often uses trends past their due date and says the phrase, "hey, thats illegal!" He always sounds like a complete retard. He has a very small weenie.
by KoolPantsBro June 11, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. by BUBBLES#100000000000000 March 10, 2023
Get the michael jordanmug. A man who wears ridiculously tight t shirts in order to exert his false sense of dominance. Also a man who is unable to shower due to his inability to touch grass or take a 5 minute break from valorent.
Wow, have you seen mark in the last week? he smells like shit and has been online for 69 hours straight now. What a Jordan Fedyna
by TouchGrassKid March 25, 2022
Get the Jordan Fedynamug. by GuyWhoMakesUnfunnyJokes June 2, 2025
Get the Jordan Carvermug. by Kayla love November 25, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. Ben-“Hey did you say something Jordan”
Jordan-“I’m in a deep state of sadness for I have just a sack”
Jordan-“I’m in a deep state of sadness for I have just a sack”
by PoisonousSea323 December 7, 2021
Get the Jordanmug.