Mr. Happy Pants

When a cat kneads/massages your neck/back/boobs,or any other part of your body, while purring, and kissing/sucking on your ears/eyes ect.

Gizmo was in his Mr. Happy Pants mood today.
Well look at that Mr. Happy Pants.
Mr. Happy Pants gave me a boob massage.

by CrystalB85 March 18, 2007

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happy tree friends

Cuddly little forest animals geting brutally killed in various and occasionally comedic ways. Usually good for a laugh but sometimes its just painful to watch.

Essentially "Itchy and Scratchy" brought out of the Simpsons and given more animals than just a cat and mouse.

happy tree friends = Itchy and Scratchy

by blind_assassin January 02, 2007

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slap happy surprise

For best results do this one in the dark. When the famale partner askes for the male to pull out, the male should cum in his hand. he should then go up to the famale partner and act like he is gonna slap her in the face with the jizz hand, he should slap her in the face a few times with the unjizzed hand. After her gaurd is down the male must slap his female partner in the face with the jizzed on hand.

She did not want me to cum in her so i decided to give her a slap happy surprise.

by Paul Trahan April 22, 2003

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happy juice powerade

A mixture of powerade and vodka, so you can take in public (festivals, parties, etc.) without getting in trouble

"Hey dude, can I have a sip of that powerade?"
"Yeah it has vodka in it though."
"Yeah man this is happy juice powerade?!"

by luvluvluv July 13, 2014

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Happy Swine Break

When your school lets you out for a 6-7 day break due to the school district issuing a quarantine. This term can be used to great your fellow peers while everyone "swines" about missing prom.

Jimmy: Happy Swine Break Boberto!
Boberto: Boohoo, No school activities.
Jimmy: Yup, prom and school is for saps!

by maxhamer May 04, 2009

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