you gas wholesaling?

(comes from the fact that a gas wholesaler is a synonym for a pundit):

a nicer/newer way of asking someone "what is this nonsense/junk you are telling me"?

person a) is NaCl the chemical formula of hydrogen sulfide?

person b): Lol. you gas wholesaling? Didn't you study your chemistry comme du monde?. you are supposed to know that NaCl is the chemical formula for table salt and hydrogen sulfide, is H2S.

by Sexydimma January 23, 2017

Dominican Gas Mask

A sexual act in which one person squats over the face of thier partner and seals thier sphincter to thier partners nose or mouth. Once airlocked, the squatter farts and the receiver breathes deep through the offended orifice ensuring a full dose of methane is delivered.

"Dude did you hear Francis got a Dominican gas mask from Cindy?"

"No fuckin way, vile."

by HolyRiot99 May 27, 2023

gas-station

To use a space, usually a bathroom in such a way as to evoke the most unpleasant yet common uses of a public restroom, particularly one in a gas-station. To leave traces of urine, feces, discarded press-on nails, feminine products, prophylactics or other human effluence and trash improperly and unsanitarily disposed of in a shared public space which should be clean for everyone's safety and comfort.

"Don't use the front bathroom, somebody decided to gas-station it." "Dude gas-station -ed his ex-wife's bathroom and tried to get the babysitter to clean it for no additional money, what a jerk." "You may use my bathroom, but don't you dare gas-station it!

by Cionadh October 6, 2021

passing the gas

It is when you fart really loud in class, and in order to save yourself the embarrassment, you look at the conveniently placed special ed kid a few seats away from you as if he did it. In all it is a win-win situation, you get to defer the blame on that impressive poot, while your mentally and physically challenged peer a few seats down gets sympathy. You aren't a bad person? Right? Riiight..?

"Dude my mom still sent me to school while I was recovering from the stomach flu. I had to keep passing the gas to that kid who always sprints to lunch so nobody would think it was me."

by ImJustItalian2839 September 21, 2021

baba ga norsh

to describe something indescribable

"lets talk about the baba ga norsh in the room..."

by theymessyfranchgorl April 18, 2022

Gas lamp

To give false or disingenuous praise with intent to manipulate how someone feels towards you.

That guy told me I have an “impressive gluteus maximus , if only he had my DNA” he was totally gas lamping so I would buy a coffee.

by Arctic yeti May 16, 2025