Gas

The gas that came out of your ass is not free for anyone they have to pay you 8 dollars a gallon.

Chances had gas and his friend had to pay him 8 dollars for each fart that is gas.

by Freepieathat June 7, 2022

Monkey gas

When you have such a wet fart that you think you shit your pants

Dude I could have sworn I shit myself but I went to the bathroom and it turned out to be monkey gas

by Eclipseiasux June 8, 2022

Gas station simulator

uuhh nevada? or california.. i just woke up here is what you would say if you traveled to alberta with a rat. warping time and space when you do that. Alberta doesn't have rats... so making them see a rat is just breaking the universe. so you travel to someplace called "gas station" this also supports XBOX and is strange... because WHAT XBOX ARE YOU GONNA BE USING OUT THERE. anyways, if you want to suffer. go to gas station simulator by bringing a rat to alberta. you may also see a bit of ohio. but that doesn't really matter

bro lets go to "gas station simulator"

by NOT baby hilter UWU June 15, 2022

Gas Station

See: Saudi Arabia

Saudi Arabia is the largest gas station in the world.

by UltimateDoge June 16, 2022

Gas Vamp

Someone who gets high on the gasses contained within a whipped cream don't float

"I'm just a gas Vamp hit me with that white so I can make it through the night"
"She asks me why the whipped cream don't float I look in her eyes and say I don't know"

by Deeboisinthesauce June 25, 2022

gas up

to "gas (someone) up," imagine you are the gasoline that exacerbates your friend's spark in whatever moment, some good moment. some say it's like motivation but that's not the same--you "motivate" one who has no spark. but you "gas up" someone who already showed a little something and you want to bring out more. gassing someone up is generally expressed as extra loud praise, cheer, joy; it's a positive trend among friends that helps people who lack confidence be the best person they can be

"if your friends don't gas up like this for graduating, are they really your friends?"

by devro11 July 2, 2022

GAS

Guitar Acquisition Syndrome (GAS) is the undeniable inability to stop buying nice guitars. Even with intervention by a loving spouse (" Will you stop spending our money on those stupid fucking guitars!?"), the victim is helpless in the face of the condition.

Dude, I have GAS...I gotta stop at the guitar shop on the way home. they got a new shipment in.

by ElCommissioner February 26, 2022