Christian foushee

small anti-Christian

"Bro you like god?"
"No I'm a total christian foushee"

by insertfunnyusernamehere May 5, 2021

Christian Foushee

cool short people know this name. he is their god, lord, and savior. if you think you are under 5'3" and think you are cool but don't know this name, newsflash you're not cool.

"Bro imagine being only 4'11""
"You know what suck it I have Christian Foushee on my side *immense short person power kick to the shin*"
"Ok ok sheesh short people are cool I guess"

by insertfunnyusernamehere May 5, 2021

Christian Twist

hammer a nail through your penis into a hefty piece of wood (preferably a crucifix) then spin around and around twisting up your shit like a crazy beach lollypop

That sick fucker thinks he's Jesus, gave himself a Christian Twist.

by arrbby July 1, 2011

Jung Christian Movement

A movement that takes the writings of Psychiatrist Carl Jung as its article of faith.

More specifically his writings on Job.

He's in the Jung Christian movement.

by Judge dredd7 November 5, 2011

northwest christian

A school where if money doesn’t fall out your ass, they bully you into submission.

Dang he goes to Northwest Christian, he must have quarters plopping out his ass.

by Parker Farr June 4, 2023

Cliff Christians

Christians who look down on others because of their knowledge of scripture and feel that God favors them more as result.

I liked this Church alot more before I realized all the Cliff Christians that go here.

by Ol watchmen June 21, 2023

Christian

A loser who is mixed race and should die a horrible death. He is a snake who records all discord conversations and sends them to his friend (who will not be named, but his name is Alex) in order to ruin the friend group permanently.

Ttren wants to rape Christians tight bussy as a worm

by jbumpus20 June 26, 2023