chode man

when some one has a littel cock that is not appealing

small cock and chode man

by faggot dude February 22, 2010

chode glazing

when a man waits for his jizz to glaze over his chode and then has a women lick it off

brett: hey spencer check it out im chode glazing
spencer: sick dude can i taste it!

by bal_zak March 8, 2010

Choadler

A dude at a party that is trying to hit on every girl.

"i don't know if I should tell Ray that Todd was groping Lisa and being a total choadler."

by Golden Olden April 4, 2010

chode smasher

A chode smasher is when somebody throws a base-ball bat into your chode. This causes immense pain and makes you cry instantly or your chode burst releasing a lot of cum and blood.

Boy1: Yesterday i threw a base-ball bat into that guys chode.
Boy2: holy shit! you chode smasher!! what happened?
Boy1: his chode burst and he cried.

by theguidencetolife. June 3, 2010

Choadstroker

Any person who claims he/she is better than someone, when the are know to not be.

STFU Choadstroker

by Manny1223 October 13, 2010

chode features

someone who is very fat/obese and their face is wider in length than it is long.

OMG look at "smithys" chode features!

by helen chode smith January 2, 2011

chode roasting

The act of quickly and violently shooting out another team in paintball, turning out with tournament markers against new kids with rentals.

Dude, we're going chode roasting at the Wednesday Night Fights after the Big Game, you down?

by g4ll4g January 13, 2011