Jazzy Bacon

A slang term for making out with small blonde women.

Jazzy Bacon is mobile

by Basic White Guy November 25, 2021

Electric bacon

Electric bacon, better known as a brain. Is called this for its similarity to bacon and being very electric

Hey bro, hows your electric bacon feeling?

Not great

by Heillhálfurheili November 26, 2021

Canadian Bacon

A remarkably salty piece of thick sliced ham, that in no way, shape or form is bacon. It does, however taste pretty similar.

Person 1: I'm going to have some Canadian Bacon.
Person 2: Why? Why not actual bacon?

by Not funny. Didn't Laugh. December 15, 2021

french bacon

french bacon is a form of bacon produced by the french pigs.

Hey, is that french bacon??
you know it is bro!!

by Calamari0 May 6, 2022

Cheeky Babon

A cheeky babon is a special new species of unique, blasphemous and extremely cheeky people. Any who are said to be this phrase are deemed minions by fine Sir Dante Madmombe , who has created and copyright the word babon and any phrase, including cheeky babon which links to it ©
any and all definitions have been plaugerised as well as classified as fraud

Adhesh aka niccle piccle and dj orange are very cheeky babons

by Itz_Shades June 10, 2022

Minnesota Bacon

The process of which a man gathers all of his nail clippings from the last 12 years and mixing it with straight black tar, creating a dough. It is then slow roasted under nikocado avocado’s Roll #37 section 12 B until a crisp, golden brown. Topped with steaming jizz extracted from an orangutan, served hot and crunchy.

Minnesota bacon

by myskin1issoBlack July 17, 2022

Ass Bacon

unattended ass cheese that lurks inside your crack for days and then forms into bite sized poop cheese with a strong oder of bacon.

Damn dude you smell like ass bacon. When was the last time you wiped your ass?

by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022