That really salts my apple

When something bothers you so much that you can’t properly express it.

“That guy just catcalled you.”
“That really salts my apples.”

by That’s it folks January 8, 2019

no skin off my apple

the action or event won't affect you in a positive or negative manner, the outcome will be neutral to you

you don;t give a rat's ass

no skin off my apple if bill clinton dies

by bob the man!!! May 2, 2018

Apple juice in a wine glass

This an insult stating that you are a poor person//not high class // simple// that is trying to fit in with with wealthy people and failing miserably ( and usually after that, you spiral into a deep gay depression ).

-i am so stressed to meet his family !
-oh come on ! It won’t be that bad!

- his family owns 3 castles, I’m literally apple juice in a wine glass

by Priest Mike February 14, 2020

laugh my apples off

a clean alternative to lmao or laugh my ass off

Mom: "lmao" what does that mean
Kid: uhh... nothing mom it just means um... laugh my apples off!

by im in the ghetto ratatatouille February 19, 2020

pen pineapple apple pen

something that one guy sang about in that song you remember as a child but you don't know the guy who sang it. it was a very catchy song that you still remember all the lyrics.

pen pineapple apple pen would be indicated by one singing
i have a pen...
i have an apple
BAM
apple pen

by i_am_not_the_imposter October 17, 2020

Apple Sunshine Gerbil Swisher

That atypical, half-baked, ego-milked, self-appointed guru of Pollyannaism - "These things don't happen to me" AppleUser.

*Once a rare closet-dweller - this scourge now iMuse themselves by re-coining tech with a blend of Pig Latin with pubesent life decisions and can typically be found wasting their time at the water cooler marauding other peaceful PC users. AKA iCrusaders

Oh here comes upper management Darren and Graham...what a bunch of APPLE SUNSHINE GERBIL SWISHERS.

by Justice_With_Hellfires July 28, 2011

double apple juggalo juice

Apple Crown Royal mixed with Candy Apple Faygo

I was drinking that Double Apple Juggalo Juice last night, that shit it dangerously good.

by Unity Boom April 21, 2022