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Turkey slurpee

Is defined As an after Thanksgiving blow job or she sounds like a turkey gobbling while giving a blow job
Hey baby after Thanksgiving dinner you wanna head into the room for a turkey slurpee
by Queenmisery July 23, 2024
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STRANGER THEN A TWO HEADED TURKEY

Stranger then a two headed Turkey.

When you meet someone that is totally of the rails bat shit crazy but doesn't know it.
When you just give that look a turkey gives When trying to figure out what that crazy person is trying to say so you immediately smile and nod your head acting like you understand so they go away.
David was stranger then a two headed turkey with all his talk of ufo sightings and Aliens stealing his trash cans.
by trickster29 July 30, 2024
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mayor turkey

Title of the 110th Mayor of the City of New York.
Mayor Turkey has a rat problem in the brownstone he owns in Brooklyn.

Mayor Turkey just landed back at JFK from another Istanbul vacation.
by THC419 August 4, 2024
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Mud turkey

A racist tern used for homeless people in the country of Turkey.
Eric: Those darn mud turkeys took my job.
Other Eric: They took my mother.
by Turkey person 82 August 12, 2024
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Turkey

A "turkey" in this context refers to someone who tries to act overly confident or impressive, often in a way that seems exaggerated or inauthentic, especially around girls. It's someone who might be trying too hard to appear cool or attractive but comes off as silly or not genuine. Ethan Ferraria, as described, would be an example of a "turkey" if he behaves this way around girls to make himself look better than he actually is.
“Yo ethan was being a turkey last night infront of the huzz”
by Sebastian canaverde August 13, 2024
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Turkey Lettuce

noun-

stupid or untrue talk or writing; nonsense.
verb-
talk nonsense to (someone), typically to be misleading or deceptive.
“I heard he’s got 5 baby mamas”
“Girlll shut up that’s some turkey lettuce there ain’t no way
by Tacobell1963 March 24, 2025
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Top Turkey

n. Imaginary military term for officer in charge or most senior officer
“That is the sorriest Close Order drill I can ever remember, boy!! Who leads this outfit? Who’s Top Turkey around here?”
by Corncakes March 29, 2025
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