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when as was 5 my dad left for kids
by sugar daddyyyy November 25, 2019
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dad funk

When your clothes get mixed up in the laundry with your dad's clothes and smell like your dad prior to washing them.
Man, now my jeans have a "dad funk"!
by Chase3s May 15, 2016
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Dad

The person thats job is to say "I dont know ask your mom"
"Hey Dad where are my tennis shoes?" "I dont know ask your mother"
by dumbcattofu11 May 2, 2021
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Dad Rizz

When a dad has some charm talking to people, usually from years of experience and old stories.
My dad talked to this cutie on our commute, "I was here in 87' this and I went to Paris in 92' that." Old man has some Dad Rizz in him.
by Flimflambam May 20, 2023
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living dead dad

A dead - beat dad who decides to step in and fuck everything up so he can win a game.

Using pisses and moans about nothing, screams Parental Alienation, abuses the children (in some cases) but most of the time is just an arrogant little douchebag who's only goal is to make himself feel better by using children as his pawns.
I can't wait for my living dead dad to get shot by someone who is tired of his shit.
by Lehmms March 14, 2009
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A good dad

Not Thanos
‘He yeeted his daughter of a cliff for a cliff for a shiny rock and tortured the other he’s not a good dad
‘Sir this is 911’
by Shhhhhh the slaves are sleepin December 5, 2019
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Mom and dad

by Airforce1 February 11, 2022
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