July 8

National eat ass day

"Today is national eat ass day because it is July 8, you know what that means

by smellymelly69 November 16, 2021

8/10

8/10 is a mark that everyone should try to get. It’s far more important than 10/10 and people dream of it. It all started when a famous mathematician in Ioannina city ranked the greek government with an 8/10. He is so wise and talented that nowadays 8/10 is used to describe a perfect situation (since he is perfect as well). If someone ever tells you that you are 8/10 you should consider it a compliment and feel like a god/goddess!

- OMG, I found 50€ In my pocket. I won’t starve for the rest of the month!
-8/10 bro

by Eimai bad boy November 20, 2021

January 8

National ZEDNED day! Go and stream ZEDNED all day as they are the best duo ever

Yasss ZEDNED can rail me on January 8 and any fucking day

by uterusnumberone March 14, 2022

AMC 8

some math contest for nerds

person 1: Dude did you hear that Simon wang entered the amc 8?
person 2: fucking nerd

by isuckatlife123 March 20, 2022

Hate 8

The age you have your mom misplace her wedding ring on purpose and cuts your genitals up in rage

Hate 8 I hated 8

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

November 8

National ask your crush out day

I'm sure they'll say yes to you!

Today is November 8!

by Perfectos February 1, 2022

February 8

National bully your friend named Ethel day

Hey, it’s February 8 today, how are we bullying Ethel?

by saywhatnowokay February 8, 2022