Fuck

Fuck comes from Fornication Under Consent of the King. In the Middle-Ages in England you needed to ask permisson from your king to make children.

Dear Lord and saviour, my King,

Do I, a humble farmer, have ye consent to fornicate and have little babies with me lady?

Sure, why not. Who invented this ridiculous law?!

U did, me sire.

From now on U will just say Fuck, and do it, without my consent.

by KeizerKakkebroek December 30, 2019

Fuckness

When state of everything being fucked up.

My ex was so insecure, going to parties was total fuckness.

by Countrylishes December 30, 2019

fucking this chicken

A response to being told bad advice or advice you obviously already knew.

*you are driving a car*

Friend in the passenger seat: I think you should change gear.

You: Shut up! Who’s fucking this chicken?

by Juicy little pizza boi December 30, 2019

fuck your fuck

the act of having sexual intercourse while fucking a hole in the wall, whose name is Susan. the person most likely to this this is probably a Michael.

"i'm gonna fuck your fuck."
"okay Michael, calm down."
"but i love Susan more than my wife."

by bootyliciousnessness December 31, 2019

Skoal Fucking

When a girl has a dip in her mouth while giving a blow job.

Suzie loves Skoal Fucking

by Bukkakamole69 January 1, 2020

Fuck off

When a teacher tells you to go line up after recess, you say fuck off

Teacher:Go line up
Student 1:Fuck off boomer

by The smart bruh January 3, 2020

Shit as fuck

Launceston college is a massive shit hole all the teachers care about is the money they are not interested in us students, when you report something to the teachers the don’t do anything. So fuck you launceston collage 🖕🖕🖕

This school is Shit as fuck

by Bigdickgiles100000 January 4, 2020