dick deflected

A synonym for cock blocking.

Yesterday, when we were at the party, Matt and Ross completely dick deflected Jason.

by Billyosnomepanoeoinaompboineom November 2, 2009

Moby Dick

1. A book about a whale

2. A Led Zeppelin song including a drum solo by John Bonham

If you think that Moby Dick is anything but these two definitions, you are a horny sicko.

by What’s your handle321 August 6, 2024

dick cheese

when you don’t clean ur fucked up peepee and then you just grow cheese

“oh my god i can’t believe jesse has dick cheese”

by ih8whitepeople July 5, 2019

gwan dick

Derived from gwan lee and han dick. This word combines the "catch people on their shit" and "to blame others", making this word a word to use when you are trying to make your point but some stupid people would just argue against you without logic. Therefore, you say gwan dick to negate these people.

Chill dude: "All I'm trying to say is, what you are trying to say doesn't make sense because-"
Annoying dude: "LALALALALALA"
Chill dude: "gwan dick"
Annoying dude: *gone*
*"ohhhh" in the background"

by DJsan October 2, 2020

rifle dick

when you can shoot your load, or anything that matter, really far out of your penis.

'yeah my boyfriend has rifle dick he can come on my face from missionary position'

by sux4cigs August 4, 2017

dick

The squiggly thing on your bitch

Wow ur a dick

by Astokolameo February 27, 2019

Pastry Dick

When a man has picked up an STD.

"Dude, that chick I fucked last night gave me a pastry dick"

by Oscar Blues June 8, 2015