Nice Dick Terry

Implying that you can see a friends/strangers penis during an awkward circumstance, this phrase is most often used in showers or at swimming pools. the phrase was coined by Russell Howard in 2011.

you: "nice dick terry"
recipient "thank you"

by TerryWithTheD January 26, 2017

tricky dicking

when a person commits election crimes during a campaign like President Richard Nixon.

There was some tricky dicking going on in states that let people vote without photo identification.

by Coop Dupe February 2, 2017

Small Dick Energy

People that give off the impression that their dick is extremely tiny.

"Wow, did you hear what Arnav said to that girl the other night? What an asshole."

"Yeah, I can't believe he'd say that. He gives off small dick energy."

by unknwnmonster April 9, 2023

Dick

Your little wee wee that is GREAT for deepthroating, giving it girls, BUT NEVER ever give it guys unless you're a homosexual.

Jennifer: Hey..can I suck your dick for you? -chuckle-
Rodrick: Oh yes mommy, suck it all day long, we'll have to install a glory hole at work soon. Oh fuck.
Jennifer: I'm so glad that third middle leg never developed, holy fuck, augh.

by theblueytimes April 2, 2024

dick panic

When you’re assaulted by your own dick pic, but in the initial brief moment at first sight you think, “oh my god, who’s dick is this, and why’s it here?” That is followed rather quickly with, “Oh never mind, it’s just my dick.”

Dick panic set in while I was browsing our attachment history.

by JamesDamn May 26, 2019

Urban dick

Someone who feels the need to make every urban dictionary definition sexual.

Normal person defining the word "Dog"- A dog is a cute and fluffy domesticated animal exhibiting some adorable characteristics such as licking or cuddling you as a way of manifesting affection.

An Urban Dick defining the word "Dog"- When a guy sucks another guy's dick and eats it for his fucking breakfast.

by UltimateDoge June 1, 2022

Dick Justice

When a male or female tries, successfully or unsuccessfully, to hinder your machismo, shame your libido, supplant your alpha male status, or otherwise bar your cocks will to power, and justice is subsequently served to you through that person's misfortune, you get your 'Dick Justice'

Man, my neighbor totally boned that chick I brought over. What a jack hole. But I'll get my dick justice...

by Jor Gor June 27, 2009