Dick

Something that you have, but not a big one.

Your dick is small, josh.

by CockSucker69420WasTaken September 9, 2022

Long Esophagus For Dick

Guys would say “she got a big lefd”. Clearly saying he/she had oral sex

“Damn she got a lefd!” Long esophagus for dick!!!!

by fuckshitbitch December 5, 2018

dick lips

When you suck a guys dick your lips are to be dick lips.

Now that I have dick lips he won't let me kiss him.

by dicklipssss January 11, 2021

National Grab Dick Day

On August 31st be sure to grab a mans’ dick to celebrate!

Be sure to let your hoe outta the bag!

On National Grab dick day (two days after national slap ass day) you grab a guys dick to celebrate the holidays!

by Ieatdirtforaliving August 29, 2019

Dead dick

Being beyond deadass serious

Bro promise you’ll clean the kitchen today, I’m dead dick serious I will

by ShelbtheDon January 14, 2023

shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.

Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.

by Thefanman July 6, 2022

orange dirt dick

An amusing name for a carrot.

While you’re at the store can you grab a bag of orange dirt dicks.

by Strange Magnificent April 30, 2023