National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gives sloppy toppy to Joseph Dampier.

"Hey Joseph, are you ready for National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day?"

"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

dick do

When a mans gut gets so big it sticks out further than his dick.

"my gut sticks out more than my dick do"

That dude is so fat he has a dick do.

by hblack81 April 16, 2014

buxom dick

A short and fat dick. Kinda like a tea pot short and stout.

He pulled down his pants and I saw his buxom dick

by Smurphy17 August 11, 2024

Dick

Pau da Bia.

Bia: dick = meu pau

by Lolizinha April 18, 2020

Bag of dicks

Jeff bezos and Netflix are such for not having lord of the rings or Harry potter collections available.

Bezos really is a bag of dicks. I wanted to watch lord of the rings this weekend. Dick

by Bagod September 26, 2022

Dick

Your small hairy part

white stuff came out of that dick

by jknwad June 9, 2022

Dick-clipper

A woman who hates men. Typically has short hair, or is in a lesbian relationship.

"That dick-clipper told me I couldn't fish here."

by Fishtits69 June 24, 2024