Suck dick month

May is suck dick month, every day in may is suck dick day but you have to kiss a girl first. If you kiss this girl she have to give you a Blow.

:Hey you know witch month it is?
:No?
:It’s suck dick month!

by IGotYouBoys April 27, 2022

stepdaughter dick

When a man’s flaccid penis lies to the side or edge of the bed so that it’s readily available for a stepdaughter to sneak into the bedroom, pull up the sheets and partake of that taboo fruit.

Tamara peeked in her mom’s bedroom and crawled over to her stepfather’s side of the bed. She slowly lifted up the comforter and said, “It’s pointed right at me. Just like he promised when he said, ‘Sneak in anytime and get you some stepdaughter dick’.”

by Disgruntled Preacher November 15, 2022

They of a Dick-Bitch

inclusive and gender neutral variant of "son of a bitch"

hey you They of a Dick-Bitch, watch your mouth!

by c'dub89 March 4, 2021

Dick

something ya mom sucks

"Yo your mom always sucks my dick, soon imma be your step dad. So start calling me daddy"
"Dude, stop fucking my mom"

by yamomsucksme August 30, 2021

dick inside of a

I meant duck oops

Thing 1: Man look at that Dick inside of a pool
Thing 2: its so cute <3

by Hwlfilhe October 30, 2021

dick spooning

When two guys (knobheads) try to dock, and fail, so they lay their dicks next to each other like they’re spooning.

Dave: Hey James what are you up to?
James: Nothing much, wanna dock?
Dave: Nah bro, I just wanna dick spoon tonight

Dave and James enjoyed dick spooning a lot

by Richard_69 October 26, 2017

Dick

The thing your dad took last night, yes, he's gay.

Mom: Your dad took the Dick last night.
Dad: SHHHH!
Me: WTF

by D0N4lD J3WW Tr4mP November 8, 2017