dragon whip

When you smack a girl in the face with your dick while simultaneously setting of a can of hair spray on a zippo lighter into the air while making dragon noises and then flapping your arms in a rapid flying motion. If you catch the girl's hair on fire you smack the fire out with your dick or put it out with your cum.

Bro "how was your date last night?"

Me "It was okay until he tried to dragon whip me and caught my eyelashes on fire"

by Hanbro00 September 4, 2016

pussy whipped

Means your girlfriend/wife/ex-wife/wish-you-were-getting-some comes first before anything else.

"Dude, you are so pussy whipped for buying your ex-wife diamond earrings on her birthday when she cheated on you with your best friend!"

"I can't go to the basketball game with my best friends cause my wife wants to watch the Sex and the City finale and you stay home!"

"You guy friends are going to the strip club and you go to your woman's bachelorette party for her friend"

by InfinityApe December 16, 2013

whip kick

you athletically kick someone when you falling you are style

Bro, did you just see Bruce Lee whip kicked the shit out of Betsy DeVos.

by Packa1ee February 10, 2017

whipped cream anal

shoving whipped cream up someones bum

Jonre does whipped cream anal to aleah

by jonre x aleah September 3, 2023

Whipped

Will Smith.

You're telling me she slept with 30 dudes?
Yea but I still love her.
Sounds like you're whipped to me bro.

by Gilgalapagos March 27, 2022

drizzle whipped

When a person cannot order a regular coffee drink because they have become dependent on an extra drizzle of flavor in said drink, i.e. a Caramel Macchiato or Pumpkin Spiced Latte.

Dude, you can't order a normal cup of coffee? You drizzle whipped.

by Definer of Leisure July 13, 2022

whipped dog conservative

A conservative who is so afraid of ostracism by liberals that he instinctively pulls punches, ducks fights, and asks his supporters to be content with minimal victories or defeats that could have been worse.

Rush Limbaugh once accused the Republican majorityof acting like 'whipped puppy dogs.' An illustrative case would be the call by certain neoconservatives for a "twenty year national debate" on abortion before moving forward with pro-life legislation. A whipped dog conservative would pretend to find this reasoning persuasive, since it gives him an excuse to duck a fight.

by George Chesterton October 3, 2011