be the toilet

Wise words once uttered during a meeting. Snappy slogan that helps engineers think about what quality means. Yardstick by which we can measure all other engineering, the toilet is truly a marvel therefore we should be like it.

Hey man you see this shit you built? It makes me think too much about the design decisions you made and forces me to compensate for them on a regular basis. Gawd man be the toilet ok?

by mcsomeone April 8, 2021

toilet meal

Your fridge is empty therefore you're eating your freshly produced turd out of toilet

I was so hungry i had to go to toilet to make myself a toilet meal quickly

by Suklaa May 15, 2017

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by Hjmbhjyuuuyuy May 9, 2024

Doing the Skibidi Toilet

When you put a toilet ring around your neck and give someone a rimjob.

Person 1: How was the date last night dude?
Person 2: Oh it was amazing, she was doing the skibidi toilet on me
Person 1: What?

by Xvob January 4, 2025

Toilet Paper

Toilet paper is a symbol of the coronavirus, due to the fact that people are buying a huge amount of toilet paper during the COVID-19 pandemic. Toilet paper is a bare essential, so it is falling off the shelves like crazy. Stores now have a limit on how much toilet paper you can buy. Not to mention Mount Druitt Coles now has a security guard guarding the toilet paper.

I guess people be like:
*goes out and buys all the toilet paper in existance so they don’t ever have to leave the house again*

But still people, leave some for the other humans on this planet!

“When you go out, make sure to get some more toilet paper. We’re almost out!”

by Kitten 🐱 December 22, 2020

Toilet Bowl Bungee

When a male sticks his penis in the toilet bowl and flushes.

Person 1: I heard lester did the toilet bowl bungee with tom
Person 2: thats so gross

by Anononononoyus April 10, 2022

Skibidi Toilet

Cancer.

>I have skibidi toilet.
>>get well soon

by iCruncher March 15, 2024