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Three Moons Initiative

Three Moons Initiative is a group of interest (GoI) of the SCP foundation. Basically, it's a group of humans who are in an afterlife (SCP-2922-C/Corbenic) who tries to protect humanity using drones or other machines controlled in Corbenic because no organic matter can leave Corbenic. Also worth mentioning is the fact they worship a powerful reality-bending entity named "JALAKร…RA of the Impenetrable".
where were u wen 3 moon people sav u

i was at site 43 workin when phone ring

"humanity is saev by three moons initiative"

"ok"
by 933 August 5, 2025
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Moon Beams

Moonbeams refers to a woman who wears short shorts, hot pants, or Daisy Dukes, such that as she walks, her tan lines pop in and out of the shorts, exposing untanned areas of her butt. Exposing the butt has been called mooning, but since these are intermittent exposures or flashes of untanned areas, they are moon beams.
Her moonbeams are dancin' as she is prancin'. Her moon beams are popping in and out.
by CyberBub August 10, 2025
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Butt on Moon

This is a theoretical sex position in which one person is clenching the handle end of a wooden spoon inside their butt and lowers the bowl end of the spoon towards another persons butt (the moon) until it lands on the butt. The bowl end of the spoon is then inserted into the butthole until both of the butts touch.

This is a reference to the 1980's British Children's TV Series "Button Moon".
"Did you hear that Sapphora did Butt on Moon with Hup and the spoon broke in half?"
"I don't believe it, Butt on Moon is strictly theoretical"
by goldencherry10 August 24, 2025
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Russian moon butter

You put smegma into a man's ass and churn it till it becomes butter
by Jio Chen angel September 14, 2025
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Mooning

When the price of something rallies uncontrollably. Typically you want to be long before something moon's.
PPB stock is mooning. It has reached stratospheric levels.
by Longholder1 September 15, 2025
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Moon

(Verb) a stock, crypto or any other investment product massively increasing in price
Opendoor will moon today from $6 to $82!!! Trust me bro!!! Diamond hands LFG to the MOON ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€
by A dying goat September 16, 2025
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Moon Landing

A sexual endeavour between two people, a Moon Landing occurs when one person is on their hands and knees, whilst another gets behind them; normally a position know as doggy or doggy style.

Before the person at the rear enters the person on there hands and knees, they spread talcum powder (or similar dry powdery product) over the bum cheeks and bum hole of the person on all fours.

As the person at the rear is preparing to "land" (enter the other anally with a penis or strap on toy or whatever they both should wish) they say in a walkie talkie voice "*walkie talkie break* landing in T minus 10 seconds!". They then start counting down from 10 (still in walkie talkie voice if they should choose) slowly thrusting their hips forward at a pace which would allow them to "land" at the count of zero.

As the person counting gets to 2, the person on all fours pushes a fart out, ideally sending the dry powder into the air simulating the moment at which the capsule landed during the official moon landing and the small thrusters sent moon dust flying.

At the point at which the rear person enters the person on all fours, the person on all fours may wish to proclaim "this is one small step for man" to which the person at the rear should respond "one giant leap for man kind"
Me and my partner decided to stage a moon landing last night.
by J.Clemintine February 6, 2025
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