moon sausage

The long hard brick of a turd that comes out your ass hole after eating too much meat.

I was at work and went to the bathroom. as I opened my anus hole I unleashed my moon sausage.

by Longharddump January 17, 2018

South Side Sausage

Where Your Balls Are Above Your Dick This Could Be Anywhere Including Chest And Head

"Ken Has A South Side Sausage I Saw It"

by UD Master November 03, 2008

dripping sausage

When you pee and you can't quite get all the pee out, so it just drips

"Dude did you piss yourself?"
"No man, it's a dripping sausage"

by bigal123 November 22, 2017

Sausage Attack

When you attack or get attacked physically by someone with a sausage.

I gave Henry a Sausage Attack because he gave me sun heated pizza to eat

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 22, 2021

Silent Sausage

When you go to give your girl the beef and her parents are home.

Shut the fuck up Timmy! You gotta silent sausage me so my dad doesn't hear!

by TheSilentSausage September 07, 2018

Sausage Monster

When you are sleeping and wake up to banging in your wardrobe and open the wardrobe realising that its your dad fucking your sister with a big fat juicy sausage while he is eating cookies and forces you to join in while your dad rips out a bottle of lube and sticks it on your cock forcing you to fuck your sister and cream-pie her wet pussy then waking up and realising it was all a dream then walking in on ur sister webcaming to old pedos.

“I had an umpleasant nightmare about the sausage monster last night”

by CreeperAu February 09, 2021

Samsung sausage

Sending a pic of your sausage off of a samsung

Billy showed me his samsung sausage last night and it was beautiful

by Queen fetus know it all January 19, 2022