Mike

slang for a pedo with an inferiority complex

that Mike in the beat-up Civic tried to flirt with my son again

by th3machin3 March 8, 2022

Mike

A sexy man child, who always gives good candy to children.

Idfk mike is hot

by Mansexychild September 15, 2021

Mike Horsfall

A person that says they’re just being sus to hide the fact they are actually gay

Person 1: Idk man, Todd says he’s just being sus to be funny but I think he might be gay

Person 2: Yeah he’s definitely a Mike Horsfall

by GrannysWetStrapOn February 28, 2022

sisheng (sometimes mike)

a motha'fuckin' wimpy twig bitch who flinches at napkins and cant make deviled eggs to save a life

Sisheng (sometimes mike) is a motherfucking bitch that can't cook.

by squigglyb November 23, 2021

Mike and iked

When A Twitch Streamer looses his hardcore world to a candy ( A creeper blew him up )

Oh Zomb got mike and iked

by chrissquartz April 29, 2022

Stoney Mike

Stoniest hands in the east coast #1 catcher and hockey superstar

AYO ITS STONEY MIKE

by Nick Gallant June 20, 2019

MIKE

mike wazowski

mike wazowski Is green

by anonymous November 23, 2021