Jake olsen

The most unfunny guy to ever walk to planet.

Oh here comes jake olsen, not this fucking guy.

by Jcole world256 June 1, 2022

jamie x jake

The worst thing in the world. NO future, NO hope. Everything sucks.

"I don't like Jamie x Jake"

by idontshipit June 19, 2018

Jake

A complete idiot. Pulls so many shit pranks and always gets in trouble 😂

Omg he is such a jake ugh 😑

by Handyman my 1234567890 April 20, 2018

Jake

A hot guy

Dam jake is like super hot

by Tacormylife December 27, 2021

Jake

Literally the bestest person ever. Everybody needs Jake in their lives, he’s seriously one of the sweetest people ever.

“I really wish I had a Jake in my life.”

by Slayslahslay July 14, 2022

Jake McKell

Any person named Jake McKell has to have a small deche. They are attracted to flat chested females and have an extremely pimply dick.

*Liv walks down the beach*

Jake McKell stares at her ( Visibly Obvious Erection appears )

Liv: Jake you ok?
Jake: Y-y-yes
Jake ejaculates
Liv: Ewww
Jake: Come back Liv

by AwwwwYeaaaahhMixxThattLeaaan May 7, 2019

Jake

To snatch or take something forcefully.

Did you just jake that paper from me.
Don’t be jaking my papers.

Don’t make me jake you up!

by NurseKlassy December 19, 2021