This is a type of shit that results in the porcelain bowl being painted immediately with shit from the onset of the shit. Also leaving the affected person to use enough toilet paper to consider the after affects a disaster area.
Sorry about the bathroom . I just had a Texas Tornado in there, shouldn’t have ate that spicy Thai food yesterday
by Ianfleming December 29, 2024
The act of taking a power drill and putting it in a penis. Then the drill is turned on and the penis is turned into a tornado. Do not stop until the penis is completely gone just like that trailer park where your aunt used to live.
Ashley: My guy is into some kinky shit. I had to eat his ass.
Mary: You should see my guy. I had to do the Texas Tornado.
Mary: You should see my guy. I had to do the Texas Tornado.
by YourMum69lel March 04, 2018
The Texas of The North refers to how New Hampshire is known as being the New England state that most resembles the way of Texas living. From hating taxes, to loving alcohol, and being the only place you’ll see cowboy hats in New England, there are a lot of similarities between the two states.
by HowdyHey August 29, 2023
When you’re doing the wheelbarrow under a cow, and the cow shits on the chest of the person being wheelbarrowed.
by enjoimark April 26, 2022
when you are doing a girl in missionary position but the sex is cash that she fucking dies, you understandably get scared so you proceed to then break into a Bon's Burgers and hide her body in a Sha the Sheep Animatronic
"Damn bro you seen Rosemary?", "nah bro last time I saw her she said that her husband was gonna try the Texas Bon with her"
by Dr retard July 23, 2021
A bowl of high quality weed packed exceptionally well and full, sometimes fitting up to 1.5g of chronic in a single bowl.
"Damn dude did you pack this bowl?"
"Yeah bro, there's about 1.3 in there."
"Shit, I didn't know we'd be smoking a Texas bowl. We're gonna be fucked up."
"Hell yeah, everything's bigger in Texas bro."
"Yeah bro, there's about 1.3 in there."
"Shit, I didn't know we'd be smoking a Texas bowl. We're gonna be fucked up."
"Hell yeah, everything's bigger in Texas bro."
by Danklord2007 June 11, 2013