by Eddie123456 October 26, 2007
Get the alabama hot-pocketmug. 1. The act of inserting an ice cube into a girls vagina and closing it until she screams.
2. A cleavor drink with vodka and peaches.
2. A cleavor drink with vodka and peaches.
Dude i totally got melanie with an Alaskan Hot Pocket
Dude i drank an Alaskan Hot Pocket and got schmamered
Dude i drank an Alaskan Hot Pocket and got schmamered
by Mikes Hunt February 15, 2009
Get the Alaskan Hot Pocketmug. A hot pocket from Alabama.
by CallMeMrCrabs August 13, 2021
Get the Alabama hot pocketmug. Guy1: What happened at work today?
Guy2: Some man came to the store and gave his girlfriend a Pepperoni Hot Pocket
Guy2: Some man came to the store and gave his girlfriend a Pepperoni Hot Pocket
by Coban3 September 6, 2009
Get the Pepperoni Hot Pocketmug. The sexual act of releasing one's bowels, freezing said defecation log, and then further using it as a dildo or object of vaginal penetration.
Jacqueline was so drunk last night that I gave her an Arkansas hot pocket, and she didn't even know the difference.
by lamb hunter January 2, 2011
Get the arkansas hot pocketmug. "You mean a cup-holder pocket?"
"Nah, dude! Cups could spill!"
{bot-l-hohl-der pok-it} noun, plural Bottle-holder Pockets {-its}
The netting on the outside of a backpack (bag, fanny pack, etc.) that is made specifically for holding water bottles.
Not to be confused with a "front-zipper pocket."
"Nah, dude! Cups could spill!"
{bot-l-hohl-der pok-it} noun, plural Bottle-holder Pockets {-its}
The netting on the outside of a backpack (bag, fanny pack, etc.) that is made specifically for holding water bottles.
Not to be confused with a "front-zipper pocket."
Slate: Hey man! Could you get my bottle of jank (jenkem) out of my backpack?
Ray man: Sure, dude.. Wait I can't find it. Are you sure it's in here?
Slate: Yeah, chief. It's in the Bottle-holder pocket.
Ray man: Oh. Jeez. Found it. Here you go.
Slate: Nah, nig. You take browns.
Ray man: Sure, dude.. Wait I can't find it. Are you sure it's in here?
Slate: Yeah, chief. It's in the Bottle-holder pocket.
Ray man: Oh. Jeez. Found it. Here you go.
Slate: Nah, nig. You take browns.
by refinedhippie November 2, 2012
Get the Bottle-holder Pocketmug. Midwest Hot Pocket is the act in which two males hook up in a porta potty or bathroom stall and start scissoring each other and then they shit in each others anuses. This behavior usually happens around late summer or early fall when County and State Fairs are going on. However, it not exclusively beholden to those seasons. It has been reported to occur during the other seasons as well.
Bro #1: Man, all the shitters are being used.
Bro #2: Hey a shitter just came open, care to share bro?
Bro #1: The cozier the better bro!
Bro #2: Man, I dig you bro. Let's scissor each other!
Bro #1: Right on!
Bro #2: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Bro #1: OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Bro #2: I'm going to explode!
Bro #1: Give me that Midwest Hot Pocket Bitch and drop that deuce in my anus.
Bro #2: Oh Yes! Now you give me that chocolatey goodness and fill my shit box!
Bro #2: Hey a shitter just came open, care to share bro?
Bro #1: The cozier the better bro!
Bro #2: Man, I dig you bro. Let's scissor each other!
Bro #1: Right on!
Bro #2: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Bro #1: OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Bro #2: I'm going to explode!
Bro #1: Give me that Midwest Hot Pocket Bitch and drop that deuce in my anus.
Bro #2: Oh Yes! Now you give me that chocolatey goodness and fill my shit box!
by Chunkyblue August 22, 2022
Get the Midwest Hot Pocketmug.