poke phone

when ur playing pokemon go and a fit girl walks past, so to not seem like a nerd u pretend to scroll and put ur phone to ur earand act like ur speaking yo someone famous

lonner: quick shaniqu is coming

lonner2: get out ur poke phones ladz ;)

by Bigb1gballer September 18, 2016

Phone Raping

Phone Raping is pretty clear cut. It is the act of raping someone's phone against their will. This can be done through Campaigns, causematch, charidy, gofundme etc. You relentlessly Rape the Phone until a few things happen 1- You block the caller ( which is impossible because there will be multiple numbers calling you) 2- you call the Organization commiting the phone rape and tell them to stop 3- You reverse pledge and say you will not be contributing to the cause because of the rellentless Phone Raping that has been occurring 4- you shut your phone down and don't open your emails for the next few days or 5 - You accept the phone rape and move on with life.

Dave how you feeling?
Not to good. Exhausted.
What you exhausted from?
( insert org here) been phone raping me all day
Sorry to hear that, I cut them off and haven't heard from them since
Smart move. Gatta try that

by Jay El Dubbs December 4, 2023

Phone

A metal rectangle mixed with glass and a big battery that glows in the dark and glows in the light

Does anyone have a phone i can't see.

by whowrotethis#wasn't cuylen.... November 10, 2021

Phone Boner

Another name for PopSockets

friend : "Hey! I just got a phone boner!"
you : " why? those things are so dumb"
friend : "no. watch this!" *pop* *pop*
you : "ooooooooooooooooooo"

by MemesAreCancer March 13, 2018

phone

come on man you need a definition its literally in your hand..

no.

my phone

by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023

Banana phone

When you're boyfriend doesnt want to have sex with you bc your pussy stink and you want to pleasure yourself with something that looks like a penis but you don't want him to know so you add the "phone" at the end therefore he is not gonna question your action.

Larry because you don't want to bone each Other, can you atleast give me my banana phone?

by I suck dick for a living December 25, 2019

phone pas

A phone pas is similar to a "faux pas", except that it is committed with a phone, instead of the face-to-face social variety. Usually, a phone pas is something like talking on yr cell in a movie theatre, or leaving it on in spite of clear signs to turn it off, or checking messages or texting constantly while on a date esp. while at a table in a restaurant.

I like Suzy alot, but she committed at least 3 phone pas, and that was inbetween the appetizer and the main course!

by ashandwit July 3, 2011