A device used to enlarge the penis. Pumping the handle will remove air to create a vacuum in the pump. This will only enlarge your penis temporarily. If used obsesivly it will stretch the skin on the penis but not lengthen it, your skin will sag off of your penis
by Jason May 7, 2003
Get the penis pump mug.A Penis-Vagina-Cock (or P.V.C. for short) is a mythical creature that is half penis, half vagina and all rooster. This beast is the result of an unfortunate combination of man, woman, and cock. Closely related to the Basilisk, the Penis-Vagina-Cock has been rumored to hunt down and rape these creatures.
Nathaniel: Holy crap Bob! Is that a cock with a penis and a vagina?!
Bob: Yep. That's just one of those Penis-Vagina-Cocks I was telling you about. I've been breeding them in my spare time. Sexy creatures, aren't they?
Nathaniel: Oooh yeah...
Bob: Yep. That's just one of those Penis-Vagina-Cocks I was telling you about. I've been breeding them in my spare time. Sexy creatures, aren't they?
Nathaniel: Oooh yeah...
by Bobert Giuski January 10, 2009
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A man who has an excessively large penis (usually it cannot fit into vaginas) so he reigns as penis god, further blessing and enhancing already-existing penises so that they can impale females more readily and efficiently.
by mariomario August 27, 2006
Get the penis god mug.Similar to a pinky swear, two people must have sex to prove that they are telling the truth. In effect; swearing on the penis.
by Team J March 28, 2009
Get the [penis swear] mug.When a person thinks like a "guy," but is not a guy. The "spread your seed" mentality and way of life that is usually unconventional, or even unacceptable. Usually an adopted lifestyle by a young woman.
"Like, omg, Paris Hilton has total penis mentality, she's dated everyone, not that she cares to remember them. Just another notch on her..."
by gtrav January 22, 2009
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2. "Name something you love to touch because of the way it feels" Some slut: "Penis with lotion"
2. "Name something you love to touch because of the way it feels" Some slut: "Penis with lotion"
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by THE NIGGER WHO STOLE YOUR BIKE June 6, 2010
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