phone condom

The art of placing your smart phone in a sealable plastic bag to use your phone around water.

I am using a phone condom while I take a shower so we can keep texting.

by Adventure13.1 May 4, 2017

Half-a-phone

Noun. 1. A cell phone that is broken in half, or barely works. 2. A shitty phone.

Wow, I have a half-a-phone after that bail yesterday.

by Dan bob December 27, 2007

Poon Phone

A phone containing many contacts which provide a good chance of getting some poon/vagina/snatch often made at late night summons. The poon phone is used to arrange clandestine sexual liaisons on an ad hoc basis (just a plain old-fashioned "let's fuck").

Can I use Bob’s cell to get some women over at this party? I hear he has a poon phone!

I have seven sluts on my contacts list; does this mean I have a poon phone?

by PoonDaPoon! June 13, 2011

Fritzl phoning

When you hold someone against their will on the phone.

Crazy gf- 'No you are not allowed to hang up on me or I will lose my shit'
Nonchalant bf- ' you are fritzl phoning me'

by Stephaniekate88 March 6, 2017

Banana phone

When you're boyfriend doesnt want to have sex with you bc your pussy stink and you want to pleasure yourself with something that looks like a penis but you don't want him to know so you add the "phone" at the end therefore he is not gonna question your action.

Larry because you don't want to bone each Other, can you atleast give me my banana phone?

by I suck dick for a living December 25, 2019

dump phone

A burner phone

I poop tweet on my dump phone.

by jackmormonpriest August 15, 2018

Phone froze up

When your phone is froze up and won't go down.

She be like you on viagra or what your phone froze up

by Richard Fittzwell 187 February 13, 2023