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gay pirate

When you sneak up on one of your buddies with your cock in your hand and put it on there shoulder like a parrot on the shoulder of a pirate. You then make a pirate sound such as ARRRRRGH! and call them a faggot.
Josh was siting on the couch when joe snuck up and gave him a gay pirate.
by Chuckles h August 22, 2006
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gay cockatoo

(1) A co-worker who repeatedly angles his/her head over your shoulder to see your screen. (2) A busybody or eavesdropper. (3) An uninvited person who shows signs of curiousity in your private life.

Derived from the machinations of the bird on the television show "Bareta" who sat on Robert Blake's shoulder, the term is also intended to be less obvious to the "g.c." himself when he is being referenced.
"I can't talk right now. I got gay cocktoos all around me."
"Quit reading over my shoulder, yo! You're like a gay cocktoo!"
"Hang on. I got a gay cockatoo."
by Spider Goodlegs September 12, 2005
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Gay Uncle

A male family member to whom you are related who seeks out other gay uncles. Opposite of Lesbian Aunt.
Gay Uncles--you either got one or you are one -- or both!!!
by Mark Edward May 17, 2006
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gay cancer

An early name for AIDS due to the lesions of Kaposi's Sarcoma that often characterized the disease.
Gene: You know, I have that gay cancer... and now you might have it too.
Roberto: ...
by ppooop January 10, 2009
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Queen of the gays

Carly Rae Jepsen is the current title owner.

Her album E•MO•TION solidified her authority.

There are no other people who currently have claim to this honor.

Previous monarchs include Saint Sebastian, Judy Garland, Madonna, Marilyn Monroe, Donna Summer, Janet Jackson, Lady Gaga.

There are many gay icons, but the Queen of each era stand above the others.

Its highly unlikely that Carly Rae Jepsen will be dethroned any time soon.
by charlespry January 10, 2018
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Is Tyler gay?

If you have a friend called Tyler and he is wired and kinda stupid he probably is gay
by Random boomer December 21, 2019
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Post Gay

A concept in contemporary culture characterized by a distrust of the need to draw attention to or make issue of sexual orientation.

A way to describe qualities or characteristics that may stereotypically be regarded as gay while simultaneously implying that labels based on sexual identity are unnecessary, old fashioned or irrelevant.
Sam: Did you watch American Idol last night? Adam Lambert is such a fag!

Susan: Grow up! Adam is a fantastic performer. He's totally post gay.
by PJMillar April 24, 2009
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