Unlike a Hot Carl it is done while your friend/ victim is asleep. The process starts by shitting into a sheet of Saran Wrap then smearing it evenly over the plastic proceed to freeze the stool sample. After everything is frozen lay the Saran Wrap stool down on the victims face. Caution do not suffocate the person with the Saran Wrap or shit. Then wait for them to wake up or wake them up and asked what were they doing?
Chris received the cold Carl the last time he spent the night at my house. That will teach him to not fuck my mom while I’m asleep.
by Small mosquito WesBus September 15, 2019
Get the Cold Carlmug. 
Crowded streets all cleared away, one by one
Hollow heroes separate as they run
You're so cold, keep your hand in mine
Wise men wonder while strong men die
Show me how it ends, it's alright
Show me how defenseless you really are
Satisfied and empty inside
Well, that's alright, let's give this another try
If you find your family, don't you cry
In this land of make believe, dead and dry
You're so cold but you feel alive
Lay your hands on me one last time
Show me how it ends, it's alright
Show me how defenseless you really are
Satisfied and empty inside
Well, that's alright, let's give this another try
Show me how it ends, it's alright
Show me how defenseless you really are
Satisfied and empty inside
Well, that's alright, let's give this another try
It's alright
Hollow heroes separate as they run
You're so cold, keep your hand in mine
Wise men wonder while strong men die
Show me how it ends, it's alright
Show me how defenseless you really are
Satisfied and empty inside
Well, that's alright, let's give this another try
If you find your family, don't you cry
In this land of make believe, dead and dry
You're so cold but you feel alive
Lay your hands on me one last time
Show me how it ends, it's alright
Show me how defenseless you really are
Satisfied and empty inside
Well, that's alright, let's give this another try
Show me how it ends, it's alright
Show me how defenseless you really are
Satisfied and empty inside
Well, that's alright, let's give this another try
It's alright
It's alright, it's alright
It's alright, it's alright
It's alright, it's alright
It's alright, it's alright
So Cold
It's alright, it's alright
It's alright, it's alright
It's alright, it's alright
So Cold
by Txorromorro September 21, 2025
Get the So Coldmug. by Anonymous May 11, 2003
Get the cold/wetmug.