cold craig

When you're taking a shower while someone is also taking a shit, because the steam amplifies the smell.

Good, my girlfriend needs to stop giving me the cold Craig. I will never feel clean.

by Pseudonym McPseudonymface March 7, 2019

ASS COLD

Ass cold is a term which describes the degree of coldness. If anythings described as "ass" then it's the most intense. Less intensive coldness can be described as "butt cold" , "dick cold" or just "cold" however, "ass cold" is the worst of them all.

I don't want to go anywhere today, it's ass cold outside.

by Bailmaninmo January 1, 2019

the cold powdered donut

When a man takes his penis and puts it in cold water, then sticks it in powdered sugar. The man then inserts the sugar covered penis into an asshole(man/woman/anything) and proceedes to fuck the ass. Then he has to lick the sugar off the asshole to complete the cold powdered donut.

Hey man, you ever done the powdered donut?

No. What is it?

Well it’s when a man takes his penis and puts it in cold water, then sticks it in powdered sugar. The man then inserts the sugar covered penis into an asshole(man/woman/anything) and proceedes to fuck the ass. Then he has to lick the sugar off the asshole to complete the cold powdered donut.

That sounds sick!!!

by LordGurtothy January 14, 2019

Cold

The opposite of hot (literally and figuratively).

This water is as cold as a motherfucker!

by IndiaGulf June 13, 2018

Cold Start

Trying to masturbate, but starting out flacid.

Fuck man, I tried getting one off last night but had a cold start.

by Clumbo June 13, 2018

String Cold

When it's so cold outside you have to tie a string around your nuts so you can retrieve them after you go out.

How cold is it outside? It's string cold out there!

by Umath June 25, 2018

Cold dead dick

Alot like whiskey dick. A cold dead dick can be used in reference in stating that your penis will not get hard from an unattractive female. Thus hitting her with that "cold dead dick".

" I mean I was over her crib and she was butt ass naked but she was built funny as hell. I couldn't get hard worth a shit, I stuck that mother fucker in her soft and gave her that cold dead dick."

by Junior859 August 4, 2018