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Grand Avenue Bowling 

A recreational sport played by those who drive through West Coconut Grove (Miami), Florida. The object of the game is to avoid those people who place themselves in the middle of Grand Avenue as living bowling pins. They do this for one of two reasons a) they are looking to reap the benefit of an insurance claim or b) are high on crack.

The sport is almost always played after sunset and a participant must take caution while driving Grand Avenue as the pins tend to blend into the night. Special attention must be made during the bonus rounds when residents of the neighborhood take to their bicycles.
Your driving down the road, a black crack head drops out of the dark, you swerve to avoid him but ‘POW’ you've made contact and have just played Grand Avenue Bowling.
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Fence Bowling 

A very common activity among teenagers of Tsawwassen, British Columbia, Canada. The perpetrators kick in or body check a person's fence until it is smashed. It makes a boring night fun.
Yo we just bowled the fence at old man Oeuvray's trailer park!
Fence Bowling by Dirty Dirty June 12, 2004

bowling for soup 

Started in 1994, they have produced 7 albums. Signed to Jive in 1999, they have produced 3 albums on that label: 2000's Let's Do It For Johnny, 2002's Drunk Enough To Dance (2nd Release in 2003), and 2004's A Hangover You Don't Deserve.

'Girl All The Bad Guys Want' was nominated for a Grammy in 2003, but they lost to No Doubt.

Great live, and they have to be one of the best bands ever.

And yes, 1985 was written by SR71, but it went through Jaret and was re-written.
Bowling For Soup = Best Band Ever. End of story.

go bowling

First said by Bender in the Breakfast Club : "I think your old man and my old man should go bowling", to Brian.

Said when two people need to talk, and has also evolved to mean when two people are just so similar they have to get together.
"I think your old man and my old man should go bowling."

"Your mom is insane... my mom would never do that. I think your old woman and my old woman should go bowling."

"Our boyfriends sound so alike! I think your boyfriend and my boyfriend should go bowling."
go bowling by EmilyElle September 6, 2005

bowling grip 

When a man fucks a woman doggy style with his thumb inserted in her rectum.
"That chick was so slick I had to keep her in place with a bowling grip."

Bowling Shane

He is famous for his mastery of spin and widely regarded as one of the greatest of all-time
Bowling Shane, bowler of the Ball of the Century. The G.O.A.T.
Bowling Shane by UnknownGuest August 4, 2019

bowlshittin 

1. To bullshit someone.

2. To take forever to do something

3. Saying you're going to do something, but never follow through with it.

4. Never showing up to a place after you said you would be there.

Rob: Say dah, where's dat nigga Matt at? He's been in that Exxon buyin a sweet fo like 14 minutes dah.

Stew: He's bowlshittin, story of my life.

bowlshittin by SweetStew December 4, 2007