Sexual Tension Solar System

(n.) A unit of one female and 4+ males that hangs out together. Held together because the girl is leading all of them on simultaneously.

Between classes, Meg received a massage from two members of her sexual tension solar system.

by nolandc August 31, 2019

non-sexual crush

wanting to be exactly like someone else. can be interpreted as creepy.

see that kid dressed exactly like riley?

ya.

well he has a comlete non-sexual crush on him!

omg he does!

by shelbers34 January 17, 2009

Wrinkly sexual dirty talk

What elderly people discuss when proceeding with sexual activities between each other; eg, two partners or a group of wrinklies.

She spoke dirty to me the other night when we were having sexual intercourse, it was really wrinkly sexual dirty talk!

Me: Beryl, talk dirty to me whilst I penetrative you!

Beryl: Albert, I've shit the bed!

by Katie_Hill June 23, 2014

sexually frustrated soccer mom

a middle aged woman that appears happy and satisfied on the outside with her minivan and ivy league kids, but on the inside is deeply supressed and insatiable which comes out in her sex life or lack thereof.

kristina: hey, don't you think becca looks like a sexually frustrated soccer mom?

katie: why yes i do, check out those old lady ballet flats and knee skirt. plus, the gay man on her arm!

by ira. May 30, 2007

Sexually Active Band Geeks

Micah and Ava. Who are always making out in da hallway

Micah and Ava are always playing tonsil hockey. They are what Janice Ian would call 'Sexually Active Band Geeks'

by Myles07 May 23, 2022

Dream sexual/dream gender

A term used to describe a mentally ill, or possibly retarded person (meaning 2) a retraded phsyco with no life (meaning 3)A person with no father

Shut up you dreamsexual >:(

a mentally ill person
dream sexual/dream gender???? eewwwww
dream sexual/dream gender- a fatherless being

by Funny eddy lmao poopy monki January 3, 2022

sexual slumber party

Spending the night with someone and having sexual relations.

Friend: So what did you do last night?
You: I attended a sexual slumber party.

by Crazy Kayce January 15, 2009