Whipped Topping

The act of jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit so that you cum on a fresh turd cake.

Friend: Are you taking a shit?

You: I was why?

Friend: Well what are you doing now, jerking off?
You: Yeah that's exactly what I'm doing.

Friend: Seriously?

You: Yeah it's called a whipped topping

Don't flush until you've hit it with the whipped topping.

by Random acts of weirdness August 12, 2024

whapps

An alternative to whoops (slang) i.e. a small mistake,error or typo you have made.

I made a whapps with your coffee.

I made a whapps when I crossed the road, tripped and fell.

by meman887 September 7, 2023

whipplegobbler

kevin

Kevin = whipplegobbler

by nhModest September 16, 2023

whippersnicker

A stupid, obnoxious man who says this isn't a real word.

"You are a dirty whippersnicker."

by Oreganoismuybueno October 8, 2023

Whippatitus

A condition in which your head/ and or body whips around uncontrollably.

This condition can flare up at any given moment.

“Andrew had an extreme case of Whippatitus last night, I hope the headache from this flare up wasn’t brutal!”

by onethiccpotato October 13, 2023

Whomp Whomp

Whomp Whomp is similar to the 'Oh no, moving on' meme. When you say whomp whomp you mean it in a way that you don't feel sad/sympathy to another's problems. Although upon using this you might get jumped

Person A: "My grandma just died! She was ran over and then eaten by a pack of wolves when she was still alive!"
Person B: "Whomp Whomp"
Person A: "KILL YOURSE-"

by LOLWHATISMYLIFE December 19, 2023

whipperginnie

Updated usage of the antiquated 17th century term. Common parlance meaning: a woman or person with an explementary achievement, gusto, awesome attitude, super cool woman or girl, fierce drag queen

Did she see her shut down the misogyny with that Boomer? She's a total whipperginnie!

by KewlAnnieD December 20, 2023