Twat

a baby kitten who has not been licked by its mother

Look at that poor twat! Better give it a lick!

Make sure someone licks that twat soon!

by sbroadhead3000 November 28, 2010

crispy twat

When a twat is crispy and you can't get any twat.

"I can't get no crispy twat tonight".

by Anal crisp May 3, 2017

twat fag

A man who's actually gay, but pretending to be straight just so as to be accepted in polite society.

Dude - he's such a twat fag. It's pathetic.

by Itumama May 19, 2024

cum guzzling twat dumpster

Your mom.

My left butt cheek resembles a fresh version of your cum guzzling twat dumpster!

by Booboo titty kitty fuck January 13, 2023

Pig twat

Brittany martin

Brittany martin is a pig twat yo...you ain't ever seen such a selfish dope smoking face Pickens 💩

by Gyeahh October 8, 2022

Twat

Twat, most commonly used to describe Piers Morgan and the British politicians

That Nigel Farage is such a twat

by Autismic chap December 15, 2019

Twat pot

A gaggle of women talking shit. Usually after you’ve done something stupid or humiliating.

Look at that twat pot talking shit about you, Linda. I told you she wasn’t into butch women.

by JajaJackson December 1, 2021