Dad

someone who doesn't bring back milk until you win the lottery or make it the NBA

Me: My dad never came back
Also me: HOLY SHIT! I JUST WON THE LOTTERY
Dad: Hey son, how long has it been

by TittyTwister9000 February 25, 2021

Dad

The #1 comment when you see your main hoe or side chick's picture on instagram. If you want a girl call u daddy , comment

"Dad😍😍😍😂😤😤😤🔥🔥🔥😘😘😘🔥❤️😍🔥🔥❤️❤️🔥⛪️⛪️⛪️⛪️⛪️💦💦💦👎🏾🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾☠️☠️☠️"

Liam: Did you see Paige and Elly's insta?
Kyle: Dads looking good. Go comment

Liam: Say less

by Ugly_____God November 22, 2016

dad peen

When you get older your sick doesn't erect as much as it use to. Your foreskin gets saggy and your balls hang low.

Going down on a dad peen is nasty. Foreskin so sloppy I could use it as a sleeping bag.

by BBPOSKA August 19, 2019

Bloxbrug dad

A Roblox dad. A bad dad. Mostly 5yr old's are controlling this charter. Dose bad job RPing (most of the time). Gonna have drama.....

Dude really? Your gonna be a bloxbrug dad? well... Goodluck!

by anonymous September 13, 2022

dad

someone that will be back one day with milk (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

*kid*:mommy whens dad coming back with milk
*mom* only in your dreams

by joemamajoe January 30, 2020

dads dick syndrome

dads dick syndrome or DDS for short is a term given to a man who has a dick that looks bigger than it really is.

boy1: man did you see Tyler's piece? it is huge!

boy2: nah it's the case of the dads dick syndrome

by skibby1337 January 30, 2024

nick’s your dad

You got caught in a lie and needed to work your way out of it.

Oh man, I heard you went to the DMV and forged a signature. Well, nick’s your dad.

by Graitbigliar March 29, 2024