half-great-great-uncle

Great-grandparent's half-brother.

My half-great-great-uncle is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

Uncle stroking

Uncle Stroking is a masturbation technique in which you turn your hand upside down before stroking so that your thumb and index finger are closest to your willy. This is said to increase sexual stamina and libido.

Yeah as soon as I started uncle stroking I was able to fuck her all night like the little princess she is

by Aceman3000 May 15, 2024

uncle ej

Someone with thick legs ,claims to be a gangster , soon to be a doctor, loves his children :)

She : Uncle Ej rocks!
She: I know right he is super smart with thick legs!

by Pretty face little waist April 30, 2021

Uncle

An Uncle is usually your moms brother(s) or your dads brother(s), unless it’s a very close family friend that you like to call your Uncle even though that’d be very inadequate. Uncles are the scummiest people out there. They all suck and have a stick up their butt, whether that be because of their work profession, their muscles, or for just no reason in particular because they suck regardless. They are as boring as a rock too, it’s way too hard to create a bond with them so you’ll just give up on trying. Most uncles will have been mean to you when you were just a youngin’ as well, and that really won’t change a whole lot as you get older. And if you don’t believe me that Uncles are the worst kind of people out there- why is it that there’s a lot of cases of uncles raping their nephews/ nieces. Ha! Scummy.

“Ugh, my uncle was being such an asshole to me!!”

“Oh man, sorry to hear.”

“Yeah brother, I’m convinced all uncles suck!”

“Yeah you’re probably right bro because mine do too.”

“Hahahahaahaha.”

by Poopoohahafunnybutt April 13, 2020

first cousin-uncle

Parent's male first cousin.

My first cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Uncle Gussed

Having a pen or other projectile thrown at your eye region. It is common place for the word bitch to follow uncle gussed.

Brandon: "Can you pass me a pen"?
(Jamie throws pen at Brandon)
Jamie: "You have been Uncle Gussed, Bitch"!

by uncle gusser October 29, 2011

Uncle ted

The sexiest man alive, sometimes this extreamly sexy man will try to get into the shower with you. But dont worry. He only will molest you without consent. If you give him consent he will not intrested.

Not kenzie: who is that really sexyyy mannnn
Not teagan: its that sexy uncle ted guy

by Keagantenzie January 7, 2020