Simp

Person 1: Aw man he’s such a simp!
Person 2: What’s a simp?
Person 1: Haven’t you found out? Joe is the definition of simp.
Person 2: Ew!
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by Devi1sev7n April 14, 2020

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simp

a male who overly praises, comliments, and is submissive to females ONLY for the sake of getting some puss.

otherwise known as a NiceGuy

"ryan is such a simp, he doesn't even respect the girls, just says they're cool to get laid"

by shiteater123 April 14, 2020

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May I, a woman respecting and feminist-supportive male, see at least one breast from you my queen? I do not mean to come on as an improper male, and if this request disturbs you, please make me aware. You, my queen, deserve the utmost respect of any female. However, many of my gender seem to sexualize woman and view them as sex toys. However, my queen, I do not share these views. Rather, I value the female spectrum of the human race as the superior, and I, a respectful male, request for the viewing of an isolated, singular breast from your body. I await your response my Queen.

Man, this guy is such a simp. instead of asking for nudes he asks for" a singular breast from your body, my queen"

by Georgeh43 April 14, 2020

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