Saucy Sausage

An expression used when something is too "hot to handle."
... or when your dick is too "hot to handle."

'Last night he fed me his saucy sausage.'

by Henryg200 December 3, 2016

redneck sausage

Big and ugly piece of shit

Why do you moan so loudly in the toilet? Are you masturbating there?!
No , sorry , I just make a redneck sausage

by TrumpStump December 16, 2016

Boston sausage

A penis that has a curve in it like a banana, weather it is curved to the left ,right or strait up.

Did you see that? That guy has the worst case of Boston sausage I've ever seen.

by Moper69 December 16, 2016

Buy sausage

Take in the mouth fat hairy dick in black.

"Hey, whore, go buy sausage"
"I suck-suck-suck that the sausage"

by Abrikos December 19, 2016

Buy sausage

Starve to hall. I do not know where it is ... hmmm ... but heard Aunt Annie said yesterday at dinner ...

"If you do not stop feeding me this crap, I'll buy sausage"

by Abrikos December 19, 2016

Custard sausage

Usually when a male masterbates in bed then sleep naked. When you wake up you have a hard smelly white substance on the male genital area.

" man when i woke up this morning i had A Custard Sausage."

by Biggie. March 14, 2017

Custard Sausage

Usually when a male masterbates before bed. When he wakes up the is a dry, smelly substance on the genital area.

"Man when Iwoke up this morning i had a Custard Sausage."

by Biggie. March 14, 2017