ranpo syndrome 

a condition where all you can think and talk about is ranpo

person 1: hey man can you pass me that pencil?
person 2:oh hey this pencil is green! you know what else is green? ranpos eyes!

person 1:you really have a serious case of ranpo syndrome

ranpo syndrome by toe snatcher 9000 November 5, 2023

Free Screening Syndrome 

The human brain's ability to enjoy a mediocre or worse film way more than it should because said film was screened in advance or for free.

"George said that flick was really good, I thought it sucked."
"Yeah, but he saw it like two years ago when they were testing it. He thinks he's special. Free Screening Syndrome."

Free Screening Syndrome by The Fish September 3, 2007

Scooping Spoon Syndrome 

Another term for menstrual cramps, or PMS.
This was created because this specific type of cramps leave most girls feeling like someone is scooping out their abdomen with an spoon.

Typically used as a code name among women to prevent men from knowing they are on their period.

Also called SS syndrome.

"I am suffering from severe SS syndrome today."

OR

"Scooping spoon syndrome is the WORST."
"Oh, you got it too?"
"Yeah."

Scooping Spoon Syndrome by AB Banana August 16, 2008

Post Text Syndrome

The feeling that the phone in your pocket is vibrating from texts, even though you are not getting any.

No mom,I am not getting any texts, I am just suffering from post text syndrome.

Post Text Syndrome by goduke123 January 23, 2009

Button's Syndrome 

The phenomenon where people looks better, hotter or younger naturally or unnaturally through aging.

"Dude your mum's got serious Button's Syndrome."
"Ewww... Don't even think about it."

Button's Syndrome by mitual February 5, 2009

Right Hand Syndrome 

a terrible disease that mainly affects lonely men with too much free time. Signs of RHS are: lack of girlfriend, increased lung capacity, and engorged biceps of the right arm. Not to be confused with LHS (Left Hand Syndrome)

Ronnie: h-hi.. my name is Ronnie and I suffer from Right Hand Syndrome

Support Group Leader: admitting it is the first step in recovery Ronnie

Right Hand Syndrome by whysguy April 12, 2010

Balloon Boy Dad Syndrome 

Balloon Boy Dad Syndrome is where father suffers from disorder centering on anti-social phobias and beliefs heightened by a form of Parent Alienation Syndrome and anti-government and counter-culture agenda, and then successfully indoctrinates his family with this dogma. He then attempts to gain fame and fortune by promoting it through his family by seeking a reality show which promotes his perspective, but publicly fails and only gains infamy and notoriety.

The Balloon Boy Dad believed that humanity descended from aliens and spoke of launching home-made flying saucers into storms and taught his children to lie to the authorities about the Balloon Boy hoax so that he could promote a reality show based promoting the scientific investigation and promotion of this belief.

The Balloon Boy Dad suffered from Balloon Boy Dad Syndrome because he tried to promote his beliefes through his family on a reality show.

Balloon Boy Dad Syndrome by PatrickDallas May 2, 2010