The real definition of the word simp before it was hijacked by the unintelligent during the great pandemic of
2020.
Simp,
short for, simpleton, means that someone lacks intelligence. Much
like the writers who wrote 200 pages of the same definition
Internet-
based simp: John's a simp, he likes
Jessica.
Anyone born below the year 2000:
No, you're a simp because that's fucking stupid.