Simp time

When a Overage girl gets of work and simps for a minor

I just got off work I’m gonna have my simp time

by Shiver will make u shiver March 17, 2021

Safety Simp

Anyone at a company that has a safety role, or an employee that takes safety to seriously.

Can you believe we have an hour safety meeting because Bert got a paper cut. Who ever reported him is a real Safety Simp.

by CBcooper April 30, 2025

Simp Butler

A person, usually a man, who caters to undeserving women whom they put on a pedestal.

Friend 1: “Bro I do so much for this girl, but she won’t put out!”

Friend 2: “Brooo you got to stop being a simp butler! Chicks love it when you tell them no.”

by ZodiakTheory1 September 09, 2021

Simp Sesh

You will be in a simp sesh if it’s over 2 hours and leave the boys for over 2 hours. If this lasts during September and/or over 1 day streight then you are a big simp and you are foolish (Aidan S)

ITS BEEN 2 HOURS AND ITS STILL SEPTEMBER YK WHAT THIS MEANS YOU ARE IN A SIMP SESH

by MaxTheSimpProtector September 13, 2020

akaza simp

Everyone who makes akaza meanings on here just look simps call him hot sexy and he is strong. I know it’s surprised that people simp over them also don’t look up horny. There’s also tsunadae tengen and enmu simps.

Bro akaza may voice
Is strong and he’s strong and hot.
AKAZA SIMP?
Your added to the demon slayer simp club because I simp over enmu.
Hey adleast you understand.

by Ssffdddddddssssffeedfddeew May 10, 2022

akaza simp

Everyone who makes akaza meanings on here just look simps call him hot sexy and he is strong. I know it’s surprised that people simp over akaza. There’s also tsunadae tengen and enmu simps.

Bro akaza may voice
Is strong and he’s strong and hot.
Lady your an akaza simp?
Your added to the demon slayer simp club because I simp over enmu.
Hey adleast you understand.

by May 10, 2022

Sand simp

When a arab ask's a girl for feet pics and or ask for a date in exchange for their oil money.

Man Saleems Really a Sand Simp bro. He just asked this chick for some feet pics.

by retard 46.0 May 02, 2020